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Barkley's Mouth is all about the NBA as we speak on what's going down in the Association today and what should be happening down the line.  It's all about the glory (and disgrace) of the NBA. Our style is down, dirty, honest, and entertaining, just like Charles Barkley himself. Thanks for peeping what we throw down!

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KneeJerkNBA - Portland, Oregon.  Hoops fanatic since Bernard King was dropping 50s.

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Dear Barkley's Mouth - Will Rubio and Flynn End Up Being Lesbians?
Written by Dennis Velasco   
Sunday, 28 June 2009 22:22
Dear Barkley’s Mouth will publish every week and will have real NBA and/or pop culture personalities “write” fake letters to us and we answer. If you’d like to send a fake letter as a real NBA or pop culture personality, we’d be happy to reply. Hit us up at dv AT barkleysmouth.com.

Dear Barkley's Mouth,
Please tell me if drafting Ricky Rubio and Jonny Flynn back-to-back was a good idea. I just don't know who to believe. Will this blow up in my face like that time in college when I thought having two girls at one time would be cool, but it ended up being girl-on-girl action and me getting kicked out of my own dorm room? Help.
David Kahn

Dear David Kahn,
Get ready to get kicked out of your "dorm room" again. Yes, it was a bad idea to draft back-to-back point guards. If you just stuck with your first choice, Ricky Rubio, and went another way such as Stephen Curry you would have accomplished a few things. One, Rubio would probably stay with the T-Wolves and there wouldn't be any talk of him possibly going back to Spain for a year or two. Two, you would have effectively replaced your backcourt with very talented players (nothing against Wayne Ellington) after trading Randy Foye and Mike Miller. And finally, three, you would have been part of the fun instead of being on the outside of your door. Hopefully, you can find a great wingman to get you back into the action. I don't think Vince Vaughn is busy.
Barkley's Mouth

Barkley's Mouth,
I feel like a damn fool for coming out early now. I feel even worse about my not having any ACLs because it played a big role in me dropping into the second round. However, I'm turning all of that negativity into some positive energy... positive energy to positively make every team feel dumb for skipping over DeJuan Blair. Can you tell how ticked I am?
DeJuan Blair

Dear DeJuan Blair,
Yes, I can tell you're pissed... you used the third person. In any case, you'll be with a great organization in the San Antonio Spurs and will learn a lot from Tim Duncan. I wouldn't expect you to start straight out of the gate, but I can see you playing a very important bench role and maybe eventually starting if they swing TD to the five. However, don't bank on that and be prepared to wreck shop with the second unit, which will be led by Manu Ginobili. Not bad company.
Barkley's Mouth
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BM,
Shaq is coming to town. How do you see it working out between he and I?
LBJ

LBJ,
It's going to be great in the beginning, but I think eventually Shaquille O'Neal will wear down and blame the cold weather of Cleveland and the fact that he's not staying warm enough because he doesn't have all the touches he needs during the game. It's going to be King versus Superman and no one wins. Think about it. If acquiring Shaq (and it was for a great price... definitely talent-wise, the Cavs win the deal) was such a great move, you know that there would be a somewhat universal praising of the deal by Cavs fans. However, I've been reading and hearing more analysis of how the deal could work out, not that braggadocious statement of "We're going to win the title now, mother effers!" that one would usually hear from the fans after such a big deal of a deal. Sorry, King, but somewhere out there Kobe Bryant is chuckling.
BM

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