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Barkley's Mouth is all about the NBA as we speak on what's going down in the Association today and what should be happening down the line.  It's all about the glory (and disgrace) of the NBA. Our style is down, dirty, honest, and entertaining, just like Charles Barkley himself. Thanks for peeping what we throw down!

Editor - Matt Satten
Writer - KneeJerkNBA
Contributor - Lang Greene
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KneeJerkNBA - Portland, Oregon.  Hoops fanatic since Bernard King was dropping 50s.

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Dear Barkley's Mouth - I'm Good, Right?
Written by Dennis Velasco   
Tuesday, 14 July 2009 08:14

Dear Barkley’s Mouth will publish every week and will have real NBA and/or pop culture personalities “write” fake letters to us and we answer. If you’d like to send a fake letter as a real NBA or pop culture personality, we’d be happy to reply. Hit us up at dv AT barkleysmouth.com.

Dear Barkley's Mouth,
I did really well my first time out Asa professional at the Las Vegas Summer League - 27 points and 12 rebounds. I know I belong in this league now! What do you think?
Blake Griffin

Dear Blake Griffin,
Yes, you did well against other rookies and for the most part 11th men on their respective teams. In all seriousness, I do believe you belong in the league, but, three things - 1) It's only the LVSL, so let's see what happens in the fall when the season starts 2) You play for the Los Angeles Clippers and 3) You play for the Los Angeles Clippers.
Barkley's Mouth

Dear B-Mouth,
I just got a contract extension offer from my team, but I'm not sweating it the way I did Jessica Biel that one time at this party. Damn you, Justin Timberlake. Anyway, do you think my team has a shot to be a playoff contender because I want another ring. What if we got Carlos Boozer? Holla at your boy!
D-Wade

Dear D-Wade,
You're in a great position, my friend. I'd wait it out and see what happens this season. Getting Boozer might help, but he's only going to be a one-year rental anyway, plus, who do you give up to get Boozer since salaries have to match up? That's a lot of salary right there. If anything, you (and even LeBron) can sign on for one more year per your current contract and become a free agent in 2011. Again, you're in a great position... too bad it's not with Jessica Biel. Damn you, Timberlake!
B-Mouth
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Dear BM,
Now that I've broken up with my girlfriend, will I finally lead my team to the Super Bowl?
Tony Romo

Dear Tony Romo,
Wrong sport, but there's a pop culture element, so I'll answer your question - I'll cautiously say yes. However, be forewarned that even though you choked while with Jessica Simpson, your fate may be worse as history proves that you can fall flat on your face once separated from Miss Simpson. Ask Nick Lachey.
BM

Past Letters
6/20/09 Dear Barkley’s Mouth - Am I Soft?
6/28/09 Dear Barkley’s Mouth - Will Rubio and Flynn End Up Being Lesbians?



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